Name: Dr.Flabs Here!
Age: Finally 15
Birthday: 1st November
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(1)wanna pass my "O"s with flying colours
(2)wanna trade my TEAPOT in for another one
(3)wanna travel to more places around de world

Hey people! Finally blogging eh? I know. It’s been a long time since I blogged.

I’m back from china like long time ago but can't be bothered to blog. Okay. Let’s talk about china! Seriously, it’s really fun. I will never forget my trip to china this year. Almost everybody in my click went, it’s really sad that Bharti have to go back to India. If only she can join us then it would definitely be more fun. I’m so happy that I did not gain weight after the trip, not like last year when I gained 5kg. WTH! I became Dr.Flabs after last year’s trip.

Talking about china, we stayed there for a fun 9 days, with 4 different hotels to stay in. in my opinion, I still think the Jinan hotel is the best among all. We bunked together for like 5-6 nights. We as in Cindy, Eli, yang chung, ho yang, me, Nicky and Shanel. Nnn we say that yc eat hoyang’s tofu. Haha. But he sae it’s the other way round, coz he sae she always roll n roll n roll while sleeping. I CAN WITNESS! Its true. She can’t stay still wen she sleep. However, she’s not the only one. Nicky loves to expand also. So its horrible to sleep in between them. Never ever ever sleep in between them. I’m serious! One was rolling about and the other was expanding. So I slept very straight. Never moving coz no space. Nnn Nicky has a really weird habit. She tickles/rubs ppl’s feet after testing the softness of the pillow or bed. Lol. Horrible terrible Vegetable! Nicky and yc alwaes perform at night aft drinking, as in snoring. So loud somemore. Yang Chung still tell me “no leh! When I wake up I only hear Nicky snore.” Like duh! How he snore when he’s awake. Haha!





we took a pic at the last hotel. Nnn, ur rite randal's a 'gonggong' lol. Hoyang's the emperor, and the rest are maids.

Li dao was nice. He took care of us for the 9 days. We sort of became good friends with him. For the 9 days Nicky was like “see, li dao and song lao shi flirting.” Lol. It’s sort of true. But so sad, he already has a wife. Orh! So sad.

On Tuesday night which is 24th of nov, Brandon officially got touched by the people in china. Lol. He say the china lady checking him kept on touching den still anyhow touch. Haha. China tofu not nice, Singapore tofu better. Lol. Seriously, the tofu in china has a smell den we alwaes never eat.

Okay dats the end. I’m really tired aft typing. Gonna hibernate now! Bye.

Okay! Its Dr.Flabs here. Which is what Bharti calls me..

Okay. Back to the subject, we spent 1/2 hr of his lesson eating and drinking, which was fun. But after the fun part is the boring part coz no more eating and more physics. Oh!.. Trust me, when i say its boring, its really boring. Had dance aft physics. Danced for bout 2hrs and went to the canteen to wait for mdm aini to fiish her meeting. Ky wanted her to watch us dance on Friday. ITS FULL DRESS! OH!.. Sian!

Nth to talk about. Coz its really boring in klas with no bharti to argue with. BTW she was sick, din go school. Nn, i mean physically sick and not mentally sick like she normally is:) I've got this photo that was taken by HoYang in Amaths lesson yesterday.
This is Hilary and Randal in Amaths. Its from the side view so its not as nice. Both sleepin together. Orh! So Sweet. Haha! I'm so dead tmr.. Throughtout the whole lesson they were flirting/argue-ing lorh. Nn i'm not the only one that says that. HoYang and Mdm Choo oso sae so.. Argue so much, fight so much. like couple seh! (couple fight)


Okay. Thats the end of my post. Finally! Gtg, bye.

Hi, this the Dr Flabs. I shall be posting after many days.

okeh, this is actually bharti. Just helping Dr Flabs, who is too lazy too type, well, type. Nothing to do. Ky, there's finally sth to read here. Dr Flabs is currently wearing his orange hoodie and sitting next to me laughing at me typing. I think he is amuseed by my typing. Is it really funny? I dun think so. I guess he is under medication. Now is geog. Teacher is talking. and I'm listening. There's nothing to write. Maths is horrible. Ok actually the teacher is just insane (in Dr Flabs opinion)

thinking...

thinking...

thinking...

still thinking.

Weekends are plain boring. Tution all the way. Hols also must have tution. How horrible is that? Teacher has lovebites again. lol. Wonder by who... There's loads of homework. And ky is a drunk potatoE. who, I think is trying to be hair stylist. He sucks. The first haircut was so not awesome. cause apparently, some people who dunno how to trim their hair properly, anyhow go and trim. Resulting in uneven hair that sticks out randomly.

On my right, there's my mom sitting in Bharti's hoodie. Cause its small, for bharti. so she's having. okeh. nothing much to write, gtg. bye :D

PS: words quoted from Dr. Flabs

de links on Playmates are seriously wrong.. i haven change or relinked ppl so yea.. sry for de announcements! hehe



dis is gonna be de last time i'm gonna talk bout dis eva again. okay..i hope dis is de last time dis type of things happen btw us/everyone. seriously, being angry is realli tiring, at least for me it is, coz i can't keep my anger. once i feel happy bout something lyk watching a movie wif happy endings alr make me forget all bout de matter. so, its seriously difficult trying to ignore anyone, let alone be angry. de reason i wrote de previous post is that aft i read kyyy's post, i hav a urge to reply or sumthing lyk dat, i feel misunderstood-ed lyk he said. so wadeva... dis is de apology he deserved... Sorry! annd oso sry for pulling ppl in if i did.. can't rmb..ANYWAES, now everybody is happy. haha. feels realli good to write dis post, i feel realli relaxed, not stressed... for now..coz OMG forgot tmr got test! ss n amaths.. AHHH!!! needa study for freaking test tmr so yea gotta go. NNN if i offended anyone wif my hotheaded post, sry for dat... i oso hope everything will go bac to normal tmr or at least 70% of normal.. so tata for now!
PS: updating blogs feels good mayb i should do it more often..
PSS: just kidding, the PS is not true.. i must be outta my mind to write dat...
PSSS: if thers even a PSSS, everything i sae in dis post is true, xcept for the PS.. thnks for reading!



first of.. this post is to ans to de post on nicky's blog. on that day wen u ask us if we wanted to wait for u we said no. we alwaes say things to annoy u anywae. den we also ended up waiting gor u wad den l8r wen u see us downstairs at de canteen u shld alr noe we're waiting for u y else do u tink we'll be there at 5 wen our klass end at 3. we din even eat lunch! denn u sae i slapped u on de face twice denn u got pissed! okay i admit i slapped u on de face, its not lyk de first time i slapped u n u also slapped me many many time before. Did I Get Pissed?! no... de most i'll jus ignore u for a while or call u stranger. dis dunn normally last, de most onli half an hour. denn u sae u're alr so pissed dis few dae. lyk i noe! u dunn even sae how i noe. u tink ure de onli one pissed?! i'm also veri stressed okay. sku tuition n hw alr make me so stressed dat sometimes i hide n cry for no reason! weneva u slap me did u tink whether i'm feeling down angry or depressed?! on fri u cried, everybody was around u n tried to cheer u up. ure not de onli 1 dat cried on fri okay! i cried too.. before n aft arc i cried twice too but nobody cares! i'm not lyk u, wen i cry nobody will cheer me up! l8r i wen home n i cried again oso. wif so much hw i feel so stress n now u wann me to add up all diss friendship problems also. i feel so TIRED! u sae u noe wad type of people we are, wad type?! wad type?! u'll nv understand de type of stress we're feeling or at least i'm feeling! u sae we spread things bout u we dinden okay. wen ppl ask we say our side of de story lah we din even do anything wad. i'm not those ppl dat go around gossiping n saying bad things bout ppl. i dun! but if u tink i am den wadeva i can't be bothered coz its not my mind wad its ures! dis case has shown de true colours of everybody n our group is also broken, even if it mends, theres alwaes a scar left behind..

yay!! finally common test finally over! but rather depressed coz

failed 2 subjects... failed physics(42) n Ss(5/12)

siao lah... out of 9 subjects fail 2.. but my way of depression is rather

weird coz wen i depressed i veri hyper.. todae

i got bac 2 failed papers den i was lyk laugh laugh laugh all dae while

everyone was sort of depressed... den todae de chinese outing was cancelled due to

rain.. i tink.. not sure but most likely... den later while going

home, i was playful so i t2k her PSP off de bus...den l8r wen i t8k out my fone n wanna

call her, she called first n sae go interchng so i sae okay

lorr coz i hyper wad...lol..just aft i put down de fone, my mom called. she sae my grandma

appointmen got delay coz of de naggy woman in front

of her lorr so she got delayed.. to make it worse, my sis tuition teche wen to my hse early

while my sis missedde sku bus so she hav 2 take de

next bus wich is at 4.30 while de teche came at 4 ... nobody at home so i hav to rush bac home to

entertain de teacher n open de door 4 her.. so i ran home

w/o going to de interchng... i called milk but she angry lorr den insisted i go now now now

but wad 2 do, i hav 2 go home to open de door mah...

so i just wen home...the worse worse ting is dat wen i wanna ans milk's call, i pulled out de fone

quickly den "doom doom doom" it flew n dropped on the

aft bouncing ... wah! i so worried bout it coz cnt on... so i go home entertain de teche den use de

hairdryer to dry it... aft long long wile den can on...den wen

i on, my fone hang so i off n on again... suddenly, 7-8 messages came in causing de fone to hang

again..=(den milk was scolding me , so on n so forth...

i l8r explained it den she sae she forgive me...lol... even de way she scold ppl oso so funny..

so now i'm bored so i'm writing all dis crap!

dunno y i so bored oso... now i wanna slp alr... will rite crap again wen i bored.. so BYE!

yo everyone~~

sry for not posting for a long long time... seriously thers no time eversince i've started sec 3 ... time is realli something i dunn hav... so far still coping well wif my studies but realli stressed out which is freakingly weird so yar... something like dat..yar..

i noe i'm veri bo liao now which is tru...coz i wun be blogging if i wasn't so yar... notice dat i'm been yar-ing a lot in dis post...so yar॥[i'm doing it again] i seriously dunno wad to talk bout so let talk bout todae so i've something to talk bout...

todae - 9/2/09

todae during recess was absolutely hilarious... nicky, my grandson kept singin todae coz todae dey start de song dedication de nicky kepy singing to me... so freakin annoyed at dat moment...den she was hugging me n singing den de mr chong walked past n was staring at nicky so she got malu...todae i also became de drunk Holmer from de simpsons coz i wanted to squash bharti but i acted lyk i'm drunk so yar.. i became Holmer... de bald, drunk and dumb Holmer. so naturally bharti was marge but i dunno how to spell so yupp...den eli wanted to be lisa den we were making fun of her...Lisa veri hardworking ... do homework...lol..since eli was lisa, we wanted callie to be bart..[she doesn't hav a choice]lol..aft eng we had FT admin but we proceeded to de lab instead to c de experiment done by mdm tham,aka mdm lightning speed...boring sia... talk non stop..During dat time me n bharti were makin fun of BOB, calling her maggie...lol she sae it reminds her of maggie mee...haha..n dat hoyang became my dad, daddy, my old man lols... dunno y but yar she became my dad...i left him in ss klas, dats de old folks home...left him ther will visit him every mon n wed at 2.05 for 45mins...later, after dat, i wen to de canteen to meet up wif cindy n nicky... den cindy wen to buy food, she bot 2 fifty cent cup drink n a 60 cent snack den she couted n tell de auntie "okay auntie $1.60" den i was lyk "WWAH!!! u can count ahh!!!" den she hai ya me...lol..hilarious...

i shall continue another time so yar... byez...

sry for not updating for so long coz my computer caught de flu virus so now cannot use at all...now using fren's com for a while.. will continue to update soon..but dunno wen, so patient...

woh!!! todae's a super duper awesome day! had bbq at mdm loi's hse..WOW! so fun.. so glad i went, those dat didn't go... realli missed de fun..everything was veri fun & awfully WET!!! [for me...& marcus dats also known as durian korkor!] at first me callie n eunice chio bu planned to mit in central at 4.30.. but den later callie sms me sae she gotta do sumthin so gonna reach at 4.40... lol... i said ok n at dat veri moment, de 139 bus just left...i waited 10min 4 dat bus..[*feeling of frustration*] in de end i reach central last n its already 4.45 den later we [callie, me, chiobu n apple] walked to de place whr we can take 28 but den later wen de bus cum, chiobu n apple sae must wait 4 deir mummy, hira...so we

waited n waited n waited...

until 5.30...hira finally appeared!!! lol...b4, i said dat if hira dun cum in 10 min, i gonna squeeze her to de shape of a netball n tro her around...of corse in de end i didn't...wasted...n so... we took de double deck bus 28 to mdm loi's hse...wah.. de bus lyk market lyk dat..so noisy coz of us..

de noise...

finally! we reached de place but i can't find de bell so laugh laugh laugh...ok...we reached..we were at de rite stop but we waited long but mdm loi nv cum out so we tot we at wrong stop so we walked to de stop b4 n den call mdm loi n so we finally realised dat we were at de rite stop at first.. lol.. b4 eating do excercise..lol..so finally we saw mdm loi..didn't noe dat her hse was so deep inside..

we walked n walked n walked...

We saw nicky!! looking so bored ther.. wif nurul n den marcus starting up fire... heard dem sae marcus start fire for 1h but still no fire n refuse to let dem start fire wen dey at first alr get de fire started..we also learned from mdm loi dat tudae was eng sheng b'dae n dat she bought a cake 4 him..den later mdm loi wanna buy sumthin n marcus offered to go... lol.. nicky was lyk so happi...n so dey have gone to buy stuff while we onli have 3 fire starters left after many failed attempts from marcus... wen dey came bac nicky was lyk: look we started a fire w/o marcus..look! marcus den gave de stupid nicky look...n so we started to cook food...

cooked cooked cooked...

wah... so many chicken wings until i full until lyk i ate de whole world n dey are still cooking de chicken wing... wen we still cooking, i tink i used de hose to spray water on marcus n thru out de whole bbq, marcus was lyk.. u betta watch out.. finally, de cake was out... we sang happi b'dae to eng sheng n mdm loi's son so enthu bout it n kept on asking us to clap n clap n clap...

after de b'dae cake...

we had MAR-SHEE-MELLOW!!ate n ate till so full.. de cake was chocolate n so super creamy till i see oso scared...later, marcus sae wanna wash hand so he took de hose..n we all noe...he SPRAYED ON ME!!well, my top was wet,lucky i was wearing black n not white or if not..[zao keng ahh]n so.. of corse i buay song rite.. so i wanted revenge.. so i took de hose n chased marcus n he didn't get wet... but of corse in de end i splashed water on him, lol.. i asked mdm loi's son to splash de water in de cup on marcus's pants so.. at de end of de water game, his pants was wet n so is his top...[REVENGE IS SO SWEET!!!] muahahaha!!!

in de end took bubble's parent's lorry to toa payoh n my dad send me callie chiobu n apple bac...so glad dat i wen in de end.. at first didn't wanna go..i shall upload de bbq fotos after mdm loi put dem online..wow!!! typing is so damn tired...i feel so tired n bushed now... all i can do now is...[*bang][ZZZZZ]

wow!tudae is a real happening dae, wif many things happening. This is de onli dae wif dat our klas hav bridging for both maths n sci & its de dae dat we noe which klas we go to nt year.. UNFORTUNATELY, i forgot to bring my wallet on dis dae so i'm a poor bloke 4 de dae N not onli dat, i didn't bring de ezlink dat is in my wallet as well... SO SUAY!!
In de morning, i woke up late so i rushed , packed my bag n left, FYI i left at 08.53 n reached sku at 09.02, as i was late, i ran up de stairs n on de forth floor GUESS WAD?! i sibei suay... i saw ms woon... n YOU NOE WAD? she cut her hair n now as she got a new hairstile, her hairstile oso got new name..."mushroom-like" or "FUNGI"... lol..
okay... den later reach fifth floor , i rushed in den de mdm sin ask me to do 200 starjump n ask 4 my name, i noe she dun mean it so i was lyk wadeva...gave her my name , took a booklet n sat down. as usual, she gave loads of questions to do n little time. another thing is de irritating n annoying nicky,she kept irritating me wif her mohammad nicholas...[BUT SHE'S ONLI 1/3 OF MY FRUSTRATION!] dat dominic aka DIG behind me lyk shut dap lah! to his fren whom i forgotten hu wen his de one talking all along.. SO DAMN IRRITATING!
later go for sci den ms tien talk bout inviting us to her wedding on de 15th November at 11am wen most ppl cannot go due to various reasons.. we,[bird, me n callie] tot dat mayb go to her dinner but not go to de ceremony but she sae no dinner onli lunch reception, estimated from 11 to bout 1.30 but de my flight onli touch at bot 3.30++..later she began teaching physics n wad best fit line ... n i didn't understand a single bit..
Finally de lesson was over , me n de bird wen to de canteen to waste time till 3 so as to c which klas we go to nt yr..callie go meeting till bout 2.15, after dat we wen to shop n save den to de kopitiam to buy carrot cake [callie hungry] den she go playground n eat coz suddenly raining.. bird bot 2 redbull n starting burping!
finally , de MOMENT arrived...de RESULTS are out! WAH!! lyk fishh market seh..as if got free stuff lyk dat.. everybody rush for de board..n dat JERALYN... 3min,2min call 1 time until i got so frustrated...i told her her klas n subjects n hung up.. so many ppl liao still wanna noe whr all her frens go to summor.. i got into 3E1... i suppose to b happi as i wanted to go into dat klas but in dat klas got noe of my buddies in it n still hav to face ppl lyk yoong leng for 2 yrs...hai...now onli hope for bharti to cum bac to join me... now i finally noe y 3E1 nv win in tug-o-war b4... coz E1 onli got 16 ppl while E2 got 32 ppl n E3 got 26 ppl.+ i super lonely ther, no partner..tmr still got air rifle summor...sian ahh... now haven even pack for de beijing trip...shall continue my post another dae...BYE!!



21.10.08
todae is a veri wild dae for me.. in de morn, i woke up at 6.59am instead of my 6.30am, i was lyk late lah..den i rushed to sku . didn't noe dat he can drive so fast..[reach sku in 5min]upon reachin sku,i sit awhile den bell ring liao..lol..de bench not even warm yet.after dat, everythin was lyk normal [milk(X2)sang during national anthem+ mani mani irritating things to irritate us, as usual]After dat, callie was lyk daddy, i so scared, mr teng talking to himself.lol..i mean lyk wad so scary bout dat,he even smiles to himself , so talking to himself is lyk..no big deal lah..the teachers den giv us a break b4 boarding de bus,after de break, we must gather in de parade square, den dat mr poon was lyk shouting & shouting but i dun even noe wad de hell he shouting bout..i sit in front oso cannot hear loh wad makes him tink de ppl behind can hear..In de bus, de klas was lyk damn noisy lah.. so i put on my earpiece to get sum peace n quiet..HOWEVA.. nicky was so nisy dat i can hear her even wif my loud music on..ANYWAE.. nicky was being normal so i wun blame her 4 being noisy hyper & crazy..[didn't mean to insult, just explaining in detail] i didn't noe archery was dat fun but wen i just started, i was suppose to shoot 3 arrows but i onli manage to aim one on de board. at first i still laughin at eli coz her first arrow ended on de floor, but den after laughing i shoot.. lol..mine oso drop on de floor so later we both started laughing..n OHYA..got bac my art paper tudae..woon sae all passed [MIRACLE!] n lowest was 50.. lol i suay suay get 50 lol...not surprise anywae..still veri happi i passed:D..later CCDE spent de rest of de time in bugis taking neoprint, lol..actually took de hole afternoon..spent bout $7.50 on neoprint alone, yet onli get a few pics..lol.. later milk n me took bus home..she still warn me not to take de wrong bus or i go wrong place...i take 145 den milk suppose to take 133 but she gong gong wen up de bus 130 n ended up in thomson road..lol.. call me later saying:GAGGY! HELP ME LEH! I TINK I LOST , I IN BALESTIER NOW! lol.. later my grandfather help teach her how to go home..lol..hilarious!



sry for not posting for a long long time..i can't recall wad happen dat time liao so i just post some pics from 12.09.08
we celebrated callie's b'dae on dat dae afternoon... but we didn't hav enough candles 4 her so now she's blowing out all the candles...[btw its the night of 12.09.08]



The Creation Of Monsters...



08.08.08
Tis year's national day was like...DUMB... wALK all de wae to far far den make us hold hands. Not only dat, dat dae was lyk a hot hot dae den we stae in de sun 4 lyk 2 hours lah so dumb seh.
12.08.08
This week is de common test week... but still cannot keep my hands off de com...at dis rate, conffirm fail de lah... alamak...but anywae de eng paper was not veri difficult... still can manage.de maths paper todae was also not veri difficult but i hat mental sums so counting a bit problem so cannot get full marks... can get 70% n above i veri happi liao..lol now still got 4 more papers to go, de chinese,sci,history n lit. Hope i will do well lorr...



todae...i'm proud to announce dat todae is de official LARD DAY!!! which means dat anyone dat i dun like is offically a big ball of lard!!! CONGRATS TO THE BIG BALL OF LARD!!! which i mean u noe hu... ok... i shall talk about de lard again another dae!!!







wow!!! long long time no post le... coz b4 de xam start , i've to sent my internet to prison 4 a month till my xam ends...hai...poor me... but now... i m finally bac wif my internet...=]SO HAPPI!!! my xam ends on the 12.5.08 but i broke into prison on 9.5.08 n saved my internet..YAY!!! didn't post 4 so long coz i realli damn lazy man!!! but now let me tell u wad interesting tings happened during my internet's prison daes...