Name: Dr.Flabs Here!
Age: Finally 15
Birthday: 1st November
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(1)wanna pass my "O"s with flying colours
(2)wanna trade my TEAPOT in for another one
(3)wanna travel to more places around de world

woh!!! todae's a super duper awesome day! had bbq at mdm loi's hse..WOW! so fun.. so glad i went, those dat didn't go... realli missed de fun..everything was veri fun & awfully WET!!! [for me...& marcus dats also known as durian korkor!] at first me callie n eunice chio bu planned to mit in central at 4.30.. but den later callie sms me sae she gotta do sumthin so gonna reach at 4.40... lol... i said ok n at dat veri moment, de 139 bus just left...i waited 10min 4 dat bus..[*feeling of frustration*] in de end i reach central last n its already 4.45 den later we [callie, me, chiobu n apple] walked to de place whr we can take 28 but den later wen de bus cum, chiobu n apple sae must wait 4 deir mummy, hira...so we

waited n waited n waited...

until 5.30...hira finally appeared!!! lol...b4, i said dat if hira dun cum in 10 min, i gonna squeeze her to de shape of a netball n tro her around...of corse in de end i didn't...wasted...n so... we took de double deck bus 28 to mdm loi's hse...wah.. de bus lyk market lyk dat..so noisy coz of us..

de noise...

finally! we reached de place but i can't find de bell so laugh laugh laugh...ok...we reached..we were at de rite stop but we waited long but mdm loi nv cum out so we tot we at wrong stop so we walked to de stop b4 n den call mdm loi n so we finally realised dat we were at de rite stop at first.. lol.. b4 eating do excercise..lol..so finally we saw mdm loi..didn't noe dat her hse was so deep inside..

we walked n walked n walked...

We saw nicky!! looking so bored ther.. wif nurul n den marcus starting up fire... heard dem sae marcus start fire for 1h but still no fire n refuse to let dem start fire wen dey at first alr get de fire started..we also learned from mdm loi dat tudae was eng sheng b'dae n dat she bought a cake 4 him..den later mdm loi wanna buy sumthin n marcus offered to go... lol.. nicky was lyk so happi...n so dey have gone to buy stuff while we onli have 3 fire starters left after many failed attempts from marcus... wen dey came bac nicky was lyk: look we started a fire w/o marcus..look! marcus den gave de stupid nicky look...n so we started to cook food...

cooked cooked cooked...

wah... so many chicken wings until i full until lyk i ate de whole world n dey are still cooking de chicken wing... wen we still cooking, i tink i used de hose to spray water on marcus n thru out de whole bbq, marcus was lyk.. u betta watch out.. finally, de cake was out... we sang happi b'dae to eng sheng n mdm loi's son so enthu bout it n kept on asking us to clap n clap n clap...

after de b'dae cake...

we had MAR-SHEE-MELLOW!!ate n ate till so full.. de cake was chocolate n so super creamy till i see oso scared...later, marcus sae wanna wash hand so he took de hose..n we all noe...he SPRAYED ON ME!!well, my top was wet,lucky i was wearing black n not white or if not..[zao keng ahh]n so.. of corse i buay song rite.. so i wanted revenge.. so i took de hose n chased marcus n he didn't get wet... but of corse in de end i splashed water on him, lol.. i asked mdm loi's son to splash de water in de cup on marcus's pants so.. at de end of de water game, his pants was wet n so is his top...[REVENGE IS SO SWEET!!!] muahahaha!!!

in de end took bubble's parent's lorry to toa payoh n my dad send me callie chiobu n apple bac...so glad dat i wen in de end.. at first didn't wanna go..i shall upload de bbq fotos after mdm loi put dem online..wow!!! typing is so damn tired...i feel so tired n bushed now... all i can do now is...[*bang][ZZZZZ]

wow!tudae is a real happening dae, wif many things happening. This is de onli dae wif dat our klas hav bridging for both maths n sci & its de dae dat we noe which klas we go to nt year.. UNFORTUNATELY, i forgot to bring my wallet on dis dae so i'm a poor bloke 4 de dae N not onli dat, i didn't bring de ezlink dat is in my wallet as well... SO SUAY!!
In de morning, i woke up late so i rushed , packed my bag n left, FYI i left at 08.53 n reached sku at 09.02, as i was late, i ran up de stairs n on de forth floor GUESS WAD?! i sibei suay... i saw ms woon... n YOU NOE WAD? she cut her hair n now as she got a new hairstile, her hairstile oso got new name..."mushroom-like" or "FUNGI"... lol..
okay... den later reach fifth floor , i rushed in den de mdm sin ask me to do 200 starjump n ask 4 my name, i noe she dun mean it so i was lyk wadeva...gave her my name , took a booklet n sat down. as usual, she gave loads of questions to do n little time. another thing is de irritating n annoying nicky,she kept irritating me wif her mohammad nicholas...[BUT SHE'S ONLI 1/3 OF MY FRUSTRATION!] dat dominic aka DIG behind me lyk shut dap lah! to his fren whom i forgotten hu wen his de one talking all along.. SO DAMN IRRITATING!
later go for sci den ms tien talk bout inviting us to her wedding on de 15th November at 11am wen most ppl cannot go due to various reasons.. we,[bird, me n callie] tot dat mayb go to her dinner but not go to de ceremony but she sae no dinner onli lunch reception, estimated from 11 to bout 1.30 but de my flight onli touch at bot 3.30++..later she began teaching physics n wad best fit line ... n i didn't understand a single bit..
Finally de lesson was over , me n de bird wen to de canteen to waste time till 3 so as to c which klas we go to nt yr..callie go meeting till bout 2.15, after dat we wen to shop n save den to de kopitiam to buy carrot cake [callie hungry] den she go playground n eat coz suddenly raining.. bird bot 2 redbull n starting burping!
finally , de MOMENT arrived...de RESULTS are out! WAH!! lyk fishh market seh..as if got free stuff lyk dat.. everybody rush for de board..n dat JERALYN... 3min,2min call 1 time until i got so frustrated...i told her her klas n subjects n hung up.. so many ppl liao still wanna noe whr all her frens go to summor.. i got into 3E1... i suppose to b happi as i wanted to go into dat klas but in dat klas got noe of my buddies in it n still hav to face ppl lyk yoong leng for 2 yrs...hai...now onli hope for bharti to cum bac to join me... now i finally noe y 3E1 nv win in tug-o-war b4... coz E1 onli got 16 ppl while E2 got 32 ppl n E3 got 26 ppl.+ i super lonely ther, no partner..tmr still got air rifle summor...sian ahh... now haven even pack for de beijing trip...shall continue my post another dae...BYE!!